John Hibey

I was walking home, and I realized I needed to buy a car, because the one I had was broken.  But I don't have the capital, exactly, for a car, so I bought a pair of shoes instead.  I am wondering, after seeing the shoes on my feet back at the house, would anyone trade me a car for this pair of shoes?

So I googled it.

Retail, it's going for a pile of other shoes, so that the creator can make a boat of shoes next.  I believe the car runs on hydrogen from water, which is a lot like the bubbles in Pellegrino, except it's poisonous to drink.  The gear shift is a pair of tube socks, but I am requesting an automatic to replace it.  I've already dropped too many transmissions.

I wonder why I bought a pair of shoes instead of buying a car.  I also wonder if a lot of people buy something that they don't need, because they are incapable of buying something they do need.  So I googled it.

   

 It's important to have and to hold.  But not that important.

~contributer