Saturday, October 3, 2009

John Hibey

I was walking home, and I realized I needed to buy a car, because the one I had was broken.  But I don't have the capital, exactly, for a car, so I bought a pair of shoes instead.  I am wondering, after seeing the shoes on my feet back at the house, would anyone trade me a car for this pair of shoes?

So I googled it.



Retail, it's going for a pile of other shoes, so that the creator can make a boat of shoes next.  I believe the car runs on hydrogen from water, which is a lot like the bubbles in Pellegrino, except it's poisonous to drink.  The gear shift is a pair of tube socks, but I am requesting an automatic to replace it.  I've already dropped too many transmissions.

I wonder why I bought a pair of shoes instead of buying a car.  I also wonder if a lot of people buy something that they don't need, because they are incapable of buying something they do need.  So I googled it.




   


 It's important to have and to hold.  But not that important.

~contributer

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  2. This is my second favorite blog so far, just beating out Jenna Talia for that spot. I think the more random thoughts that you google the better. keep up the good work my friend.

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  3. word...I was wondering if googling my thoughts was allowed in this court. I think it's allowed, but I still like others guiding my searches.

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