Byron Gwinn

Friend Byron Gwinn, balletic and brawny, an emboite-r, posted the simple combination of letters, "V.v.V" on his away message for gchat. As you are feeling right now, so did I, so I googled it.




Victoria vs. Victor. From opposite sides of the world, they had been formulating a truly unique image in seclusion and only had became aware of each other at an art show they were attending 'to get a feel for normalcy.' At the sight of her doppelganger, Victoria grabbed for her invisibility pouch, saying, "Never a day of rest, chasing individuality," but Victor had already tossed on his cap. "So much for invisibility, Victoria," said Victor, invisible.

Before they were to commence an earthquake inducing battle, someone quickly snapped a shot of them. There was an argument, because Victor wanted to be facing the camera directly, rather than in a profile, but Victoria couldn't help herself. She had excellent shoulders. Victor looked her up and down and noticed he had golden seams and she did not. He laughed. And she laughed.

The golden seams had saved everyone at the art show. Including Bob Barker. He was displaying his self portrait with sunglassed son.

I wondered about these golden seams. So I googled it.




Ah! The Comfortably Seated Bear aka CSB aka Victor's life long nemesis. Like Hercules and his lion skin, Victor bears the stripes of his spoils. Experience has taught him humility and he suggested they join forces. There was a lot to learn. V.v.V is now V.w.V .

Next episode, Victor faces the camera.

~contributer