Ryan Rogers

Friend Ryan Rogers posted "Operation : Anchorage," on his 'what's on your mind' section of Facebook. Since Alaska is renown for being beautiful and boring, I was confused by the sort of operation that might happen there.

So I googled it.

(Unfortunately you can't get the full flavor of the image on the blog, so click here if you're so inclined.)

I believe behind He Man are the northern lights, which in Anchorage come out rainbow colored and bubble gum happy. In this photo he is basking, in the photo you click to he is being basked. You know what I mean. He being basked might be the original cause of the northern lights.

The operation itself is still a mystery to me, but if it can put "the most powerful man in the universe" in that kind of ecstatic frenzy, I wouldn't mind a booze cruise to our neighbors north. Though no sound accompanies the image, I hear something orgiastic. And I am not afraid.

I needed to know the nature of He Man's haircut. Pre or post Pandora's box? So I googled it.

Dark and monotoned. Brutish and not totally short.

Go Coen yourself.

~contributer