I am not sure if she has heard of the google, so I googled it. For her. The findings are definitive:
"Yeeno" is death. He controls the storms, in the palm of his hand. He decapitates babies and turns them into mere thoughts. He sweats yellow isosceles triangles and is tremendous at history questions in Trivial Pursuit. He turned King Midas into a boxing farmer.
I always knew Death was a total paranoid. Capes and masks? Dude. You're death. You're not kidding anyone. I don't care how many pink backdrops you stand behind, or how goofy you make a face right before you take the camera man's soul.
Total punk move, by the way. Grow up, Death. We're in the Anno Domini era.
I had to know what the Death's tagline "el Malito de la TV" meant. So I googled it.
I could have sworn he was one of the good ones. Everyone's gotta sell out at some point.
~contributer